Coworker #1: The thought of UPS makes me sick.
Coworker #2: Well, they are union…
Spokane, Washington
Coworker #1: The thought of UPS makes me sick.
Coworker #2: Well, they are union…
Spokane, Washington
Clerk #1: You hear about that guy who got choked to death by his pet python?
Clerk #2: Yeah, apparently the snake had choked him in the past, but never killed him before.
Omaha, Nebraska
Overheard by: Doug's Mom
Office drone #1: Do you google or do you bing?
Office drone #2: Huh?
Office drone #3: At work he googles; at home he bings.
Reston, Virginia
Overheard by: Receptionitis
Coworker #1: I think I am coming down with something.
Coworker #2: I think I am coming up with something.
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: K8
Cube rat #1: The Republicans are coming to town in 2012! Isn't that exciting?
Cube rat #2: Exciting?
Cube rat #1: I mean, for the economy.
Cube rat #2: Yeah, the strip clubs and hookers will won't know what hit them.
Government Office
Tampa, Florida
Overheard by: Sandy Paws
Coworker #1: I dated this girl with a house in the Hamptons.
Coworker #2: Oh yeah, the Hamptons, in the middle of the state, known for the rolling green hills.
Coworker #1, looking befuddled: What?
Northampton, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Al
Colleague on telephone: It's the people from the matrix you created!
Baku
Azerbaijan
Office guy #1: Are you making love to your coffee?
Office guy #2: Oh yeah, it moans for me!
Huntersville, North Carolina
Coworker #1: Did David* tell you he bought a bike?
Coworker #2: No. What kind of bike did he buy?
Coworker #1: Umm… Blue…
Financial District
Boston, Massachusetts
