Coworker, preparing to go to cemetery: I need a go-to funeral dress.
Dallas, Texas
Coworker, preparing to go to cemetery: I need a go-to funeral dress.
Dallas, Texas
Coworker on phone: My cell phone stopped working, it fell into the soup I had for lunch. What should I do?
Seattle, Washington
Coworker, troubleshooting on phone: Were you able to get that in? (pause) Yeah, it's kind of in the right spot. (pause) Well, don't be afraid to push harder.
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: mason
Older female coworker to younger female coworker: That's the trouble with eating an apple at your desk, the juice runs down your chin and everywhere.
Tempe, Arizona
Overheard by: James
Coworker #1: Dude, is Mike* the HR manager over there? The same Mike* who used to work for us?
Coworker #2: Yeah, why?
Coworker #1: He was fired for snorting coke in the bathroom during the Christmas party!
Portland, Oregon
Coworker: It's still weird that the llama was there.
Stockton, California
Overheard by: Jerod T.
Old drone to another: Girl, I woke up to use the bathroom and I found some white-out on my face, it looked like I was snortin' something…
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Older office lady, watering plant: What, did you ask the same question as me?
Younger male colleague: What question?
Older office lady, lowering voice: About Natalee Holloway.
Younger male colleague: No, I just wanted to get some water.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Harriet Vane
Male coworker #1: I got this cheap lavender candle at Walmart and it doesn't even work! I can barely smell anything! I need some aromatherapy.
Male coworker #2: I'm telling you, you gotta buy a Yankee candle. They're the best.
Male coworker #1: Do they have lavender?
Male coworker #2: Yeah, they have lemon-lavender, vanilla-lavender…
Male coworker #1: I want just regular lavender. I'll check their website…
Washington, DC
Loan officer #1: Hey, Jeff, are you actually smiling?
Loan officer #2: I always smile.
Loan officer #1: You do? I never see you!
Loan officer #2: I always smile. Especially when I'm adjusting my shorts.
Southfield, Michigan
