Female coworker: No one has an extra birth control pill that I could have… Do they?
Manhattan, New York
Female coworker, about keeping bananas alive longer: I have a banana hammock, too!
World Trade Center
Arkansas
Overheard by: CorporateDrone
Colleague: I just ate a pen cap thinking it was a tootsie roll. Always look before putting stuff in your mouth.
Plainsboro, New Jersey
Overheard by: oh dear
Worker #1: I feel horrible.
Worker #2: What's up?
Worker #1: I took that situation to the boss…
Worker #2: And?
Worker #1: You know you screwed up when Satan looks you in the eye and says, “what the hell were you thinking?”
Oklahoma
Coworker #1: Does anyone want anything for lunch?
Coworker #2: Family-size KFC, and I'm not sharing any of it.
Manhattan, New York
Office guy #1: It's a little cold, both inside and outside.
Office girl: But not in our hearts!
Office guy #2, points at girl's coffee mug: What are you drinking?
Office girl: Brandy.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: University Lackey
Coworker #1: There are bugs living in my computer screen. I can see them move when I type.
Coworker #2: You should vacuum them out.
Coworker #3: No! Keep them! I find them extremely interesting.
Coworker #1, pensive: Maybe, if I click them really really hard, they'll go away.
K.U.Leuven
Belgium
Female coworker in break room: When I die, I want it to be with something tasty in my mouth!
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Scott the Hoople
