Eventually the Company Dropped Him and Set Him Afloat.

Manager to coworker: How are you doing?
Coworker: I am a little backed up.
Manager: Is there anything I can do to help?
Coworker: Nope, I'm on my way to take care of that now. (walks off to bathroom with a magazine in hand)

Keene, New Hampshire

Posted on April 13, 2011
Admins, Coworkers, New Hampshire, Offers and requests, Questions, Sexuality

Reader Poll: Who's Your Office Sociopath?

Sketchy guy in lunchroom, sitting down at table with lone coworker: I'll sit here with you. Y'know, I'm probably the only guy in the building who likes you.

Burlington, Vermont

Posted on April 5, 2011
Coworkers, Feelings, Meals and Snacks, Vermont, Weirdness

I Thought Rumors About How He Was Hung Had Been Greatly Exaggerated?

Coworker to another: So I guess equestrian events have become real popular since Michael Phelps became famous?

Manhattan, New York

Posted on April 4, 2011
Coworkers, New York, Pop culture, Questions, Sports

Best. Colleague. Ever.

Female coworker #1: How did your dental surgery go?
Female coworker #2: I'm okay. A little sore.
Female coworker #1: Do you want some Vicodin? I have some in my top drawer. I'm more than happy to share the wealth!

Norwalk, Connecticut

Posted on April 1, 2011
Connecticut, Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, Offers and requests, Questions

It's “Overpromise and Underdeliver,” Right?

Coworker on phone: I'm not married to anything on this team. We're just dating. I mean, there's definitely some heavy petting going on, but we are not going all the way. This client is not getting my v-card.

Seattle, Washington

Posted on March 30, 2011
Coworkers, Gossip, On the phone, Relationships, Sexuality, Washington

I Took My Last Tab Of Acid at Lunch

Coworker, looking through her purse: Huh…I wonder what this pill is for…

Plano,Texas

Overheard by: Steph

Posted on March 24, 2011
Coworkers, Questions, Substance Use & Abuse, Texas, Weirdness

That's How the Government Works, Ma'am

Coworker on the phone: So let me get this straight. You have my money so you don't give a shit.

Oldwick, New Jersey

Posted on March 23, 2011
Coworkers, Money, New Jersey, On the phone, Threats

…I Won't Make That Mistake Again.

Coworker #1: So I have this recipe for microwaveable fried rice. You might like it. I'll bring it in tomorrow.
Coworker #2: Did you just tell me, an Asian, to make microwave fried rice?! Not to mention if it's microwaved, then it's not fried rice. It's microwave rice.
Coworker #1: Well you gave me that chicken recipe the other day, and this recipe looks good so I thought I'd share it.
Coworker #2: Yeah? Well, liquid poop looks good too because it reminds me of chocolate, but you don't see me eating it.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on March 23, 2011
Coworkers, Meals and Snacks, Offers and requests, Pennsylvania, Sensory Experiences, Weirdness

Give Me a Break– I'm a Jew.

Coworker: What day is Christmas, the 24th?

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Posted on March 18, 2011
Coworkers, General Idiocy, Holidays, Questions, Wisconsin

Translation: …You Homewrecker

Marketing gal: Is he married?
Sales guy: Yeah, he has a little boy.

Middleboro, Massachusetts

Posted on March 18, 2011
Coworkers, Massachusetts, Possible Sexual Harassment, Questions, Relationships

Coworkers