Coworker about his new car: It's not foreign, it's German!
Bellevue, Washington
Coworker about his new car: It's not foreign, it's German!
Bellevue, Washington
Colleague #1: I feel like a needle in someone's arse.
Colleague #2: Uh, I think you mean a thorn in someone's side.
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: confused but amused
Office mate #1: First available jet pack!
Office mate #2: Did you see the video? Looks pretty stable.
Office mate #1: Yeah, I heard they have parachutes that work like airbags.
Office mate #2: Hmmmm…
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Baroo
Coworker #1: What happened to my entire box of paperclips?
Coworker #2: You threw them all at me, remember?
Coworker #1: Oh, that's right. Thanks for replacing them, by the way.
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: MarketingMatt
Female coworker: Bob*, that was so sweet. I am going to spread that around.
Male coworker: I'm glad you enjoyed it. I've got more, so you're welcome to come back.
Fairfax, Virginia
Overheard by: Meaghan
Maintenance guy to another, in bathroom stall: All I need is about 6 inches…
Folsom, California
Overheard by: Gotta go now….
Employee to coworker: Hey, do you have Bieber fever? Because if you do, you should take a sick day… I don't wanna catch it.
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: There's a shot for that…
Office guy #1, eating holiday fudge from container: This is really good. Where'd this come from?
Office guy #2, pleased: Where all good fudge comes from!
Office guy #1: Where's that?
Office guy #2: From the fudge fairy!
Office guy #1, hesitant: Did you pack it yourself?
Los Angeles, California
