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If Aesop Lived in New Jersey

Colleague: I just ate a pen cap thinking it was a tootsie roll. Always look before putting stuff in your mouth.

Plainsboro, New Jersey

Overheard by: oh dear

  • Posted on February 25, 2011
  • Accidents, Advice, Coworkers, General Idiocy, Meals and Snacks, New Jersey
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