Boss man on phone with contract project manager: Hey, Julie. Do you have your clothes on yet?
Tallahassee, Florida
Overheard by: had to walk away, was laughing too loud
Boss man on phone with contract project manager: Hey, Julie. Do you have your clothes on yet?
Tallahassee, Florida
Overheard by: had to walk away, was laughing too loud
Male worker: Wow, it's cold! Another front is supposed to be moving through later this week, too.
Female office worker #1: It's not so bad, as long as I have a jacket on.
Female office worker #2: Yeah! Now I get to wear pants!
Carillon Center
St. Petersburg, Florida
Coworker #1: Yes, we are going to go to McDonald's.
Coworker #2: Oh! Can I come? I'll get my socks so I can go on the slide.
Appleton, Wisconsin
Girl #1: Ouch! My thong's making my buttcrack raw.
Girl #2: That's weird. Mine never do.
Girl #1: Yeah, it's probably because this is day three without washing it.
Girl #2: Uh…
Girl #1: I just got 'em the other day, and I love them so much that I don't wanna stop wearing them. They have an ice cream cone on the crotch and they say “lick me”.
Girl #2: Cute! Where'd you get them?
Girl #1: I don't know, my grandma bought them for me.
3rd Avenue
Duluth, Minesotta
Old lady #1: One time I had a pearl necklace, and part fell down my bra.
Old lady #2: I hate when that happens.
Old lady #1: I had to reach in there and scoop it out.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Gay coworker: I don’t dress up for Halloween, it’s against my religion!
Straight coworker: Oh, is that the same religion you consulted when choosing your sexuality?
Dublin, Ohio
Overheard by: Stoopid like a fox
Female office executive #1: It's just been one of those days, ya know?
Female office executive #2: Trust me, I know what you mean.
Female office executive #3: Like one of those “panties on backwards” kinda days?
Sparks, Maryland
Executive, reading underling's shirt: “World's coolest dad” …your kids buy that for you?
Orchard Park, New York
[Dead of winter.]Supervisor: Oh my god -short sleeves! Why didn’t you wear your coat?
Employee: I looked out the window and it didn’t look cold outside.
Dallas Parkway
Addison, Texas
Worker #1: Are you coming out for a drink after work tonight?
Worker #2: I’m meeting some friends out afterwards, so I’m going to go home first to get changed.
Worker #1: Why do you need to get changed? Just wear what you have on, it’s fine!
Worker #2: Well all my friends dress like skanks and I don’t want to look overdressed.
Hay Street
West Perth
Australia
