Young broker to assistant, looking out the window: Wow! I hope you brought an umbrella!
Assistant to broker: Yeah, I think I have one.
Broker to assistant: I hope you also brought a different shirt!
(assistant wearing beige silk blouse ignores comment)
Broker, mumbling: Yeaaah, wet t-shirt contest!
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: FELAGO!
Maintenance grunt: I can't take you seriously with that hat.
Maintenance monkey: This hat? This hat's the shit, man. It was my grandma's.
Collegeville, Pennsylvania
Man at urinal #1: I hate it when we have visitors and have to wear ties.
Man at urinal #2: Oh shit! I think I just pissed on mine.
Chicago, Illinois
Coworker: The customer wearing the dark suit in the gallery is transgendered. Just a heads-up so you're not startled.
Toronto
Canadia
Male coworker #1: Did you make any coffee?
Male coworker #2: No, I didn't wear my skirt today.
Lansing, Michigan
CEO: Martina, can you water my plants? I'm wearing Pucci.
Manhattan, New York
Woman, tugging at coworker's tie: Your thing ain't long enough.
Man: If you keep pulling on it, it'll get longer!
Oak Ridge, Tennessee
Overheard by: Chris
Coworker #1: That's a nice shirt, is it new?
Coworker #2: No, I found it in the back of my closet.
Coworker #1: It looks good, what material is that?
Coworker #2: I think it's a type of cloth…
Stamford, Connecticut
Boss to office employees, about receptionist: We're gonna need Jennifer to start wearing provocative clothing to get some customers in here!
Marietta, Georgia
Overheard by: Sure, I'll slut it up for you a bit…
Secretary #1: I am so cold I can't type.
Secretary #2: Wear your gloves.
Secretary #1: I can do a lot of things in leather, but typing isn't one of them.
Seattle, Washington
