Body Parts

Doesn’t Seem to Matter Whose

Big boss to bigger boss, while on phone with car seller: How much are your car payments?
Bigger boss: An arm, a leg, and a testicle!

Worcester Road
Natick, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Meg

Posted on May 26, 2008
Body Parts, Bosses, Coworkers, Default, Gripes, Massachusetts, Money, On the phone, Questions

All Their Office Furniture Was Donated By Puritans

Assistant: My ass has taken enough punishment for one day.

Newcastle
Australia

Overheard by: At the next desk

Posted on May 20, 2008
Australia, Body Parts, Default, Employees, Gripes, Sensory Experiences, Violence

Yours Is Like a Freaking Jack-in-the-Box, Though

Specialist peon to manager peon: It’s 3:30 already? My thingy hasn’t been popping up all day!

South Park Circle
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: I didn’t know girls had thingies

Posted on May 13, 2008
Body Parts, Coworkers, Default, Employees, Florida, Sexuality, Time Management

I Still Say That Stripper Needs a Better Stage Name

Cube employee #1: Why did you do that?!?
Cube employee #2: Because you squirted my eye with bubbles of joy.

23rd Street & Park Ave
New York City, New York

Overheard by: Turns out it was just dish soap.

Posted on May 8, 2008
Anger management, Body Parts, Coworkers, Cubicles, Default, Employees, New York, Questions

I Also Play the Fallopian Tuba

Woman: I really enjoyed your singing this morning.
Girl who sang: Thanks so much!
Woman: Yeah, it’s always so great when someone just sings straight from the ovaries like that.
Girl who sang: Uhh… [Nervous laugh.]

Hotel
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: Annah

Posted on May 7, 2008
Body Parts, Compliments, Default, Employees, Feelings, Florida, Service, Sexuality, Weirdness, Words

Or the Fact That It’s Leaking

Female coworker #1: There he is in his fancy car.
Female coworker #2: Yeah, he’s totally making up for something.
Female coworker #1: See, I drive a family car, so I’m not concerned about the size of my clitoris.

Scarborough
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: C.note

Posted on May 7, 2008
Body Parts, Canadia, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Default, Insults

Employee Evaluation: “Jake Does Gouda Work.”

Boss: I smell your cheese… Or your feet.
Employee: Really? I ate it twenty minutes ago… Wait… What?

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: LOL

Posted on April 25, 2008
Body Parts, Bosses, Default, Employees, Illinois, Meals and Snacks, Questions, Sensory Experiences, Weirdness, Words

When It Comes to Rorschach Tests, You Have to Think Outside the Box

Art director: Do these look like vaginas to you?
Research manager: Actually, it could be shrimp cocktail.

Seventh Avenue
New York City, New York

Overheard by: Where’s the horseradish?

Posted on April 22, 2008
Animals, Body Parts, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Default, Designers and Photographers, Employees, Meals and Snacks, New York, Questions, Sensory Experiences

Nobody Wants to Hear About Your Public-Domain Software

Male program manager: I got a hair in my mouth…[pulls it out] Gross…
Male manager: It’s not mine, I don’t have any down there.

Redmond, Washington

Overheard by: uhhh…what?

Posted on April 22, 2008
Body Parts, Coworkers, Employees, Health & Hygiene, Sensory Experiences, Sexuality, Washington

A Man Should Know How to Lay a Perfect Bead

Radio commercial: Next time you’re in the shower, take a look at that caulk!
Office worker: What?!

Peters Brook Dr
Hooksett, New Hampshire

Posted on April 21, 2008
Advice, Body Parts, Coworkers, Default, New Hampshire, Physical Appearance, Questions, Sensory Experiences, Words