I Was Planning on Having a Tossed Salad for Lunch

Nurse: It didn’t hurt my tongue when they pierced it–just that first pop.
Tech: Ooooh, my asshole just puckered up!
Receptionist: Quit talking about tongues and assholes!

Front Desk, Medical Clinic
Omaha, Nebraska

Overheard by: xrayguy

Posted on July 1, 2008
Body Parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Medical, Nebraska, Nurses, Offers and requests, Receptionists, Sensory Experiences, Tech People

I Rented It Out to a Family of Four

(in a crowded elevator there is a brief, unidentifiable noise)
Co-worker #1 (in Japanese): Keiko*, did you just fart?
Co-worker #2 (in Japanese): Well, my asshole *is* kind of loose lately.
(all Japanese in elevator burst out laughing)
Co-worker #2: What?

Bethesda, Maryland

Overheard by: Minivet

Posted on June 25, 2008
Body Parts, Coworkers, Default, Maryland, Questions, Sensory Experiences, Weirdness

Jenga Parties Are Just Too Nerve-Wracking

Boss: You can definitely get it to stay up longer when you are by yourself.

Falcon Avenue
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Next In Line

Posted on June 24, 2008
Body Parts, Bosses, Default, Massachusetts, Sexuality

The “YMCA” Dance Can Be Perilous

Girl: He broke his hand in a fit of gay!

Washington, DC

Posted on June 13, 2008
Body Parts, Coworkers, Default, Health & Hygiene, Sexuality, Washington DC, Weirdness

That Sucks, Frank

Co-worker: I’m not getting promoted because I don’t show enough cleavage.

Baltimore, Maryland

Posted on June 11, 2008
Body Parts, Coworkers, Default, Maryland, Physical Appearance

I Think One of Them May Still Be Down There

Attractive customer specialist #1: So how was your trip to Italy?
Attractive customer specialist #2: Gorgeous! So many hot Italian guys. I’ve got so much more space between my thighs now too!

Waterfront Area
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Planning my next trip