Isn't This a Passage in the Bible?

Programmer #1: But I'd have a justified reason to kill you.
Programmer #2: Huh?
Programmer #1: You punched a kitten.

Adelaide
Australia

Posted on August 16, 2010
Animals, Australia, Coworkers, Crimes, Death, Tech People, Threats, Violence

…Who Reacts to the Movie Babe That Way??

Wife: Did you get my text about the nasty whore pig?
Husband: Yes, I got the text about the nasty whore pig, what exactly is wrong with you?

Wyandotte, Michigan

Overheard by: Trish

Posted on August 16, 2010
Animals, Couples, Insults, Michigan, Questions

Is This Conversation for Real?

Customer: Excuse me, maybe you know the answer to this. Are betta fish mythological?
Waiter: Um, no. They're real.
Customer: Well, I know they're real, but are they mythological?
(waiter walks away)

Chapel Hill, North Carolina

Posted on July 27, 2010
Animals, Dumb Customers, Employees, General Idiocy, North Carolina, Questions

Well the Claws, for One Thing…

Support drone #1: You could always go rape a cat.
Support drone #2: Why would I want to go rape a cat?!
Support drone #1: Why not?

London
England

Overheard by: Bemused Techie

Posted on July 21, 2010
Animals, Coworkers, London, Questions, Sexuality, Weirdness, Wishes

Oh, Don't Even Get Me Started on Her Poodle.

Program manager, about difficult client: I had to bring extra staff because I couldn't count on her to be there. Did you know she has a chihuahua named Anna Nicole? She snuck it into the hotel.
Marketing manager: Oh. My. God. (pause) At least she didn't name it Paris Hilton.

North Carolina