Clerk #1: You hear about that guy who got choked to death by his pet python?
Clerk #2: Yeah, apparently the snake had choked him in the past, but never killed him before.
Omaha, Nebraska
Overheard by: Doug's Mom
Clerk #1: You hear about that guy who got choked to death by his pet python?
Clerk #2: Yeah, apparently the snake had choked him in the past, but never killed him before.
Omaha, Nebraska
Overheard by: Doug's Mom
Sole HR representative: My theory is that lemmings sing as they run towards the cliff to throw themselves off.
Ottawa
Canadia
Overheard by: Just the summer hire
Admin to another: Hey, wiggle my mouse, will ya?
Oxford, Mississippi
Receptionist on phone: It's a tough world out there. Like they say, it's a doggy-dog world.
San Jose, California
Copywriter #1: Hey, Margaret Atwood's coming out with her own brand of coffee.
Copywriter #2: That'll be the weirdest coffee ever!
Copywriter #3: It'll taste like… Birds!
Ontario
Canadia
Boss's boss: I have to live in whoop-whoop. It's all that I can afford. (pause) Besides, where would I keep my horse?
Sydney
Australia
Cube guy: Mine didn't have that chickeny rooster thing, though!
Boca Raton, Florida
Overexcited developer: I dig that like a digging pony!
Lehi, Utah
Office girl #1: Is that soy milk?
Office girl #2: Yes, I'm allergic to cow's milk.
Office girl #1: Oh? Because of the caffeine?
Office Kitchen
London
England
Overheard by: LizD
Cubicle dweller #1: Do any animals eat humans?
Cubicle dweller #2: Uh, lets see… What does a koala eat?
Washington, DC
