Admins

Administrator #1: A-chooo.
Administrator #2: A-chooo.
Administrator #3: A-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Administrator #4: Ah, the sounds of summer.

Falcon Way
Welwyn Garden City, UK

Administrative assistant: Of course, all us darkies love fried chicken.

Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: …wrong on so many levels

Admin #1: Do you have a current picture of the enterprise workflow?
Admin #2: Yeah, but it hasn't been updated.
Admin #1: Well, then it's current.

Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: kea

Benefits & payroll lady: So which of the sales guys are you going to do?
Admin: (awkward silence)
Benefits & payroll lady: Ummm…let me rephrase that…

Greenville, South Carolina

Overheard by: uh i hope none of them

Bubbly blond college grad to incredulous admin: Boys have it so easy. Being a princess is hard!

Hopkinton, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Glad I have it easy!

Co-worker #1: I don’t really like music.
Co-worker #2: Oh, yeah?
Co-worker #1: I think there are only 200 good songs in the history of the world.
Co-worker #2: And the rest are crap?
Co-worker #1: Well…they are no good. I have downloaded 130 of the 200 from the net, but the others are too hard to find.
Co-worker #2: Ohhhhkay.

2300 Prospect Road
Fort Collins, Colorado

Major gifts officer to communications officer: I used to have a seersucker suit, Jane. Until someone stole it from my jeep wrangler!

Chicago, Illinois

Secretary squeaking loudly, about coworker's hedge: Wow! I love your bush, it's so pretty!

Perth
Australia

Overheard by: Michael

Kind supervisor: I just wanted to ask you to lower your voice a little bit. You must have gotten some good news on the phone, but you were a little rambunctious with the language. I think you said (whispering) “shit” three times during that call.
Embarrassed secretary: You ask so little of me, and I still can't do it. I mean, who has to tell a grown woman not to yell “shit” in a crowded office?

Government Office
Tampa, Florida

Manager: And then we need to do the joint… I mean, joint bill.
Accountant: I would prefer the first one.

Kansas City, Missouri