Female admin assistant to another, about cubicle relocation: I mean, I like it all just fine, but if I had a wiener I wouldn't get a boner or anything.

Houston, Texas

Secretary to another, talking about movie: I know, I am soooo into antimatter!

Austin, Texas

E-mail admin: I am not taking a trouble ticket where she says, ‘I meant to send a smiley face but instead sent a frowny face.’

St. Louis, Missouri

Admin #1: Do you know how to spell Kazakhstan?
Admin #2: I didn’t even know it existed.

79 Wellington Street W
Toronto, Ontario

Secretary to irate victim on the phone: Well, ma'am, perhaps it would help if you could remember the name of the prosecutor who handled your case…
Irate victim: Well… I don't remember his name, but I can tell you he was the meanest son of a bitch in that office!
Secretary, sighing: Ma'am, I'm afraid you're going to have to be much more specific than that.


Overheard by: Nice Little Lemur Girl

Admin chick: Here's a fan for your office.
PhD Chick: What's this for? To like cool me off?

Baltimore, Maryland

Clued-out senior manager on phone with lawyer: I just want a translation of the document. It's written all in French. I'm from Ontario, we don't speak the language here. (pause) Well, I just want the gist of the document. I think he's suing us for defamation of character. (pause) The guy's a jerk.


Overheard by: Cue

Worker: Crap. It’s Wednesday afternoon and I already have Friday brain.

842 South 2nd Street
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Paralegal: So, should I go ahead and do a dump on the computer?

Seneca Meadows Parkway
Germantown, Maryland

Admin #1, screaming: I'm toothless! I'm toothless! My bridge fell out. It fell under my desk!
Admin #2 to admin #3: We can only hope it was her front teeth.

Rochelle Park, New Jersey

Overheard by: hellbitch