She'll Also Say This When She Gets a Pink Slip

Legal secretary: And then the phone calls started to peter out.
Paralegal: What? Peter? As in “dick”?
Legal secretary: No! “Peter out” means “to come slowly to an end.”
Paralegal: Oh. (pauses) Still sounds a lot like a dick.

Greenwood, South Carolina

Overheard by: Wondering if everything has to be naughty