Young man on speakerphone: Let's set something up for next week then. When is good for you?
Lady who should have retired twenty years ago: You pick the day, I'm all loose.
Ottawa
Canadia
Young man on speakerphone: Let's set something up for next week then. When is good for you?
Lady who should have retired twenty years ago: You pick the day, I'm all loose.
Ottawa
Canadia
Intern, freaking out: Will somebody please help me? My pen fell down my pant leg and I can't find it!
Birmingham, Alabama
Girl to friend: Why don't we just give her one of my mom's old boob implants? She had a mastectomy and never had it fixed, so she just puts a sock in there, and has a drawer full of implant boobs we could use.
Amherst, Massachusetts
Coworker, seeing guy in the hall: Hey, Jeff! Aren't you in China?
Plainsboro, New Jersey
Gamer on phone: That good, huh? Wait, what do you mean by “He didn’t finish”? You guys put sex on hold for World of Warcraft! No way, that’s dedication.
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Sex > wow FTW
Sales rep on phone with client: I am Cajun. Yes–that's right: I'm white trash French.
West Village
Manhattan, New York
President: Believe me, porn makes you smart.
Cary, North Carolina
Overheard by: The Body
Boss to coworker: Mary, please start playing with this huge package.
Medfield, Massachusetts
Overheard by: But that's MY package!
Boss #1, walking up to colleague in restroom: Looks like that one is a little low for you.
Boss #2, using lower urinal: Depends on how big your dick is. (then looks over shoulder at boss #1) Looks like all yours would be good for is checking the depth of the water…
Anchorage, Alaska
Overheard by: Enlightened
Local cable company exec: Does Dish or Direct TV offer service in our area?
Mesquite, Nevada
