Coworker, musing: I wonder what a black gay Mormon would sound like.
Government Office
Washington, DC
Coworker, musing: I wonder what a black gay Mormon would sound like.
Government Office
Washington, DC
Coworker to another who just took a bite of his lunch: Oh great, now I have your DNA in my mouth!
West Chester, Pennsylvania
Coworker #1: So how did you meet your boyfriend?
Coworker #2: On match.com.
Coworker #1: Oh, really?
Coworker #2: Yeah, he did a search for Rubik's cube, and I was the only name who came up!
Hudson St
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Harriet Vane
Coworker on phone: I get all my dogs cremated, so they can get buried with me when I die. Yes, I'm taking all mine with me when I go. Yeah, I have a whole cupboard full of dead dogs. My dad's in there, too.
Christchurch
New Zealand
Male coworker #1: Did you make any coffee?
Male coworker #2: No, I didn't wear my skirt today.
Lansing, Michigan
Adjuster to claimant driver, attempting to take a recorded statement: Well, I hope you're not going to die anytime soon because I have a lot of important questions I need to ask you.
Brentwood, Tennessee
Overheard by: Missing that page in my training manual
Chelsea's* boss, pointing to a 3-foot tall box: So Chelsea*, want some condoms?
Chelsea*, indignant: I don't need any!
(client laughs)
Boss: Chelsea*! Not you! For the clients!
Chelsea*: Oh sure! For the clients, yeah.
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overly happy admin on phone, on administrative professional's day: Amanda made me cookies! (pause) I know! I want them to feel free to worship me whenever they want! Bowing is optional!
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: and when exactly is computer monkey day?
Boss to underling: Ants so big they could stand flat-footed and fuck a turkey…
Dayton, Ohio
Girl: I was in the meeting today and I thought to myself -hmm, I think I smell like carcass…
Parkplace and Gamble
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: cubsicle
