Manager: My cramps are killing me. I think I just dropped an egg.
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: glad i'm a guy
Manager: My cramps are killing me. I think I just dropped an egg.
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: glad i'm a guy
IT drone to coworker: They're being invaded by blackberries, papayas and pygmy goats.
Coworker: Wow, that's rough. I've heard that that's a problem.
IT drone: Yeah, the goats especially.
Austin, Texas
Customer: I would like a cheeseburger combo, no cheese.
Cashier, looking confused, to coworker: Hey, bro… What's a cheeseburger with no cheese?
Coworker: Are you serious, man?
Irvine, California
Overheard by: Jennifer
Lawyer on phone with client: Where would you like to get sued first?
Huntington, New York
Overheard by: Lady Lawyer
Coworker on phone: The baby was born retarded because her mother was a vegetarian. Thankfully the good Lord took her away.
Broad Street
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Upset creepy man trying to get access to woman's room: I am wearing a $10,000 watch, you don't have to worry about me stealing anything.
Manager: For all I know, you killed someone and stole their watch.
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: Ross79
Lady in break room: I had the strangest dream last night. I dreamed I had gone out to my backyard, dug up my dog and took off its head and put it on my mantle.
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: Rob
Customer #1: You know what, you could be like my informant!
Customer #2: Oh? And what would my name be?
Customer #1, looking around for an idea: Your name will be “quick and easy”!
Customer #2: Excuse me?
Customer #1: Wait! I didn't mean that!
Restaurant
Connecticut
Male manager to female employees: The black currant vanilla separates the men from the boys.
Idaho
