Boss: No, you can't hump Bill's leg.
Underling: Dammit!
Mound Court
Merrimack, New Hampshire
Boss: No, you can't hump Bill's leg.
Underling: Dammit!
Mound Court
Merrimack, New Hampshire
Employee: This memo was sent back saying that your signature wasn't acceptable, someone higher up has to sign it.
Boss: Oh yeah, there is a memo for that. The big boss signed a memo stating that I can sign the memos that he is supposed to sign.
Employee: I'm sorry, I must not have heard about that. Where can I get a copy?
Boss: It's saved in the financial directory folder. By the way, so everyone is on the same page, do you think you could send out a memo about that?
Large University
Michigan
Female coworker, as free surprise deep-dish pizza is brought into office: Damn! Why did I choose today to bring a salad!?
Male coworker: Girl, you better toss that salad! I mean, throw it away!
Chicago, Illinois
Receptionist: Every couple weeks or so I have to come back here and molest the printer paper.
Seattle, Washington
Two female coworkers in unison: Nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu!
Suitland, Maryland
Suit on cell: The fog is coming. The fog. I can see it. The fog is coming. The fog.
Oakland, California
Assistant: I am not one to turn down free sex toys.
Culver City, California
Overheard by: LaLa Land
Female pharmacist to female coworker: I get all my pants in New Jersey.
Coworker: Okay… That's good to know. I won't ask you about your pants anymore.
Tampa, Florida
Overheard by: ISPgypsy
Boss to staff: If you write it right, parental abuse of teenage girls can be funny.
Burbank, California
Customer: Could you bring some crackers for him? (points to toddler)
Waiter: Sure, do you want me to crumble them up and throw them on the floor for him too?
Murfreesboro, Tennessee
