Australia?

Female coworker #1: Why are you looking at my stomach?
Female coworker #2: I ain't looking at your stomach. I am looking *down there*.
Female coworker #1: What's “down there”?

New York City, New York

Posted on October 19, 2014
Body Parts, Coworkers, New York, Questions, Weirdness

Just Doesn't Add Up

IT manager, sighing loudly: I was just in accounting. Don't go over there.
Secretary: Why not?
IT manager: Because it's accounting!
Secretary: (confused silence)
IT manager, sighing: Well, for starters, Bob is wearing a Tigger shirt.

Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: Not THAT Casual Friday

Posted on October 18, 2014
Advice, Bosses, Clothes, Missouri, Receptionists, Weirdness

…While Nuzzling the Soft Skin Behind Your Ear With My Nose?

Female cube dweller to another: That's a cute shirt! Can I touch it?

Santa Fe Springs, California

Overheard by: Huh?

Posted on October 17, 2014
California, Clothes, Compliments, Coworkers, Offers and requests, Sensory Experiences, Sexuality, Weirdness

Corey Haim Tried to Go Corporate…

Cube worker preparing to take flu medicine (to the tune of Monty Python's Spam Song): Drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs, wonderful drugs, glorious drugs.

Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Fyathy Rio

Posted on October 17, 2014
Employees, Georgia, Music, Substance Use & Abuse, Weirdness

Good Thing They Can’t Hear Us!

Action officer: Nothing like making fun of the blind to get your morning started.

The Pentagon
Arlington, Virginia

Overheard by: Propagandist

Posted on October 17, 2014
Advice, Compare and contrast, Default, Government, Virginia, Weirdness

That Lyle Is a Genius!

HR rep: Oh, yeah…I was going to do that. But then I got distracted by the festive donkeys.

Brooklyn Center, Minnesota

Posted on October 15, 2014
Animals, Body Parts, Human Resources, Minnesota, Physical Appearance, Weirdness

And Get Yourself Some Therapy?

Woman (after manager jokingly pats her on the back): Hey, don’t be coming in here hitting me!
Manager: No, no, I wouldn’t do that. I haven’t hit a woman in a long time. You know when the last time I hit a woman was? It was my ex-wife, and it was goooooood. I spent two days in jail, but it was worth it. It was soooo worth it. They had to wire her jaw shut. Six weeks. Six weeks of silence.
Woman: That’s nice, but could you leave now, please?”

Wilmington, North Carolina

Posted on October 14, 2014
Coworkers, Default, North Carolina, Offers and requests, Possible Sexual Harassment, Questions, Relationships, Violence, Weirdness

Might Make Our Commute More Difficult, Though

Employee #1: I wish we still had dinosaurs. That would be awesome!
Employee #2: Are you high?
Employee #1: No, no, no. I'm just saying, it would totally solve the goose problem.

McLean, Virginia