Managing editor: Who didn’t have their salad tossed?
Wilmington, Delaware
Managing editor: Who didn’t have their salad tossed?
Wilmington, Delaware
Guy standing at urinal: Is it weird that I think there are cameras in these? You know, because they're automatic.
Lynchburg, Virginia
Coworker to colleague: It's so embarrassing…I have to use my teeth.
Tempe, Arizona
General manager to production supervisor: You really need to come by my house after work and smell my microwave.
Dade City, Florida
Overheard by: Skip
Perky blonde stylist, describing product to client: It's like a liquid form of moisture…
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: irresolute.tumblr
Analyst: Look, you said you broke two bones in your e-mail, but you actually just broke your arm.
Boss: Yes, I broke my bone… now I have two bones!
Analyst: No! You have two pieces of one bone now. Bones are treated as a whole. You're trying to get extra sympathy. If I break a pen in half, how many pens do I have?
Boss: Two!
Analyst: How are you my boss?
Edmonton
Alberta
Canadia
Overheard by: Marketer In Accounting
Library patron approaching the desk: Uhhhhh, someone left their pants.
Anchorage, Alaska
Overheard by: Emily
College girl #1: We just hung out last night.
College girl #2: Sure! (giggles) What is that? (points to friend's hair)
College girl #1: What? I still have cum in my hair!
Barnes & Noble
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Office bimbette: Oh my god, that place is so weird. I hate going there with all those guys. I have to make sure I look really ugly when I go there.
São Paulo
Brazil
Overheard by: at least she doesn't have to try that hard…
Supervisor woman: I felt something back there and then it was all-out war in my pants!
Wildwood
Jefferson City, Missouri
