Some Employees Embrace Their Work More Than Others

Stressed office worker, picking up phone: Thank you for helping, may I hold you?

Greensboro, North Carolina

Posted on October 22, 2018
Coworkers, North Carolina, Offers and requests, On the phone, Sexuality

I Did Watch Every Season Of Veronica's Closet, If That's What You Mean

Straight cube-dweller, about hole punch: Well, it shouldn't go there. It should be out in the open on the desk where I can see it.
Gay cube-dweller: What, you couldn't see it sitting there?
Straight cube-dweller: Well, it lives on my desk, not in the closet.
Gay cube-dweller: It's a shelf above your desk, not a closet.
Straight cube-dweller: Well, you would know more about closets than shelves, wouldn't you?

West Lafayette, Indiana

Posted on October 17, 2018
Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Gays and lesbians, General Idiocy, Indiana, Questions, Sexuality

Why Does It Also Say “No Fat Chicks?”

Wife, reading advertisement: What is an erotic petting zoo?
Husband: A what?
Wife, louder: An erotic petting zoo!
Husband, looking: That says “exotic” petting zoo.
Wife: Oh, well…that makes more sense.

Pigeon Forge, Tennessee

Posted on October 14, 2018
Animals, Couples, Sexuality, Tennessee, Weirdness, Words

It's What Jesus Would Do

Engineer on phone: Even skanky girls need love too. And I'm single, so I do my part to help.

Grayslake, Illinois

Posted on October 6, 2018
Engineers, Feelings, Illinois, On the phone, Relationships, Sexuality

Just Left a Job in Urophilia, Pennsylvania

Job applicant #1: No job is worth having to give someone my pee in a plastic cup!
Job applicant #2: Uh-oh, you’re refusing the drug test?
Job applicant #1: Oh, it’s just a drug test? I thought that manager guy was just some sort of pee-pee pervert.

5760 Highway 80
Pearl, Mississippi

Overheard by: Brain Dancing