Trainer: So, we used to be called the self-help department, but now it's the self-services department. Before, we helped customers to help themselves. I guess now we help customers to um, service themselves.
Austin, Texas
Trainer: So, we used to be called the self-help department, but now it's the self-services department. Before, we helped customers to help themselves. I guess now we help customers to um, service themselves.
Austin, Texas
Coworker: You have kids?
New guy: Yeah, two. You?
Coworker: No, but we started trying.
New guy: Are you kidding? This is the greatest time of your life. I know a guy whose wife did all role playing–you know–when they were trying. Said he never had better sex…ever!
Coworker: (blushes).
Court & Montague
Brooklyn, New York
Overheard by: INQ
Guy: Me and the wife are going out this weekend. You think you could hook me up with…uhh, some happy fun time shit?
Girl: Are you serious? I don't think I have anything you'd like. How do you know what your wife wants?
Guy: What the fuck? She wants weed, end of story!
Girl: Oh, shit! I thought you were talking about sex toys!
Guy: Why the fuck would I ask to borrow someone else's sex toys?
Girl: I…uh…
Guy (smirking): So you have sex toys, huh? What kind?
Girl: Shut up!
Centennial, Colorado
Overheard by: Trouble
Coworker #1: Thanks for the tea.
Coworker #2: I didn't know how you like it so I just did it how I like it. Wet and warm is jut fine.
Dover
England
Bar skank: And she got all pissy at me because I wouldn’t share my sex toys with her.
1760 Camino Del Río North
San Diego, California
Overheard by: not sharing mine either
Intern walking out of bathroom, correcting exiting friend: But if you aren't in a group when you play gay chicken, then it's just two dudes afraid of making out.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: So stop asking
Coworker on phone: Well, we do have backdoor service, but it's more expensive than our other services.
West Rutland, Vermont
Coworker #1, about potato chips: I enjoy regular Lays.
Coworker #2: Who doesn't?
Scarborough
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Cnote
