And Don't Start With Me About Beam Lube

Female architect to male engineer: I don't care about the size of your beam, it's not going to fit in this space I have!

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Office temp

Posted on July 31, 2021
Body Parts, Compare and contrast, Employees, Engineers, Illinois, Sexuality

Though I Knew How to Walk in the Shoes Properly

COO: So my son, his sisters have started dressing him up in their clothes and their mother's high heels. I'll come home and he's clomping around in those shoes, and jewelry and a dress!
Openly gay office manager: That used to happen to me too!

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on July 29, 2021
Bosses, Clothes, Family, Gays and lesbians, Pennsylvania, Sexuality

Your Soda's Probably Gay, Honey

Oblivious female coworker trying to drink soda through a straw: I think it's broken. I keep sucking and sucking, but nothing comes out.

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Posted on July 28, 2021
Coworkers, Drinking, Louisiana, Sensory Experiences, Sexuality

Gary Coleman?

Admin assistant to African American maintenance guy: Hey, what was that 17 inch black thing you said you needed?

Inkster, Michigan

Overheard by: Wish I hadn't heard it

Posted on July 17, 2021
Admins, Blue Collar, Body Parts, Michigan, Questions, Sexuality

12PM Lunch

Developer: “I’m sorry I gave you herpes.” They have a card for everything.

8920 Pershall Avenue
Hazelwood, Missouri

Posted on July 13, 2021
Gripes, Midsouth, Missouri, Sexuality, Tech People

Like Elderly People and the Less Educated

VP: Hey, come here… I've got some stuff I need you to manipulate.

Elmsford, New York

Posted on July 7, 2021
Body Parts, Bosses, New York, Offers and requests, Possible Sexual Harassment, Sexuality, Weirdness

But an Underling with a Dirty Back Might Be Okay as Well

Surgeon: So, you’re dating a nurse… What kind?
PA #1: Beats the hell out of me… I’m just hoping she’s a head nurse — you know, with dirty knees.
PA #2: Awesome.

Hospital
Western Pennsylvania

Posted on July 1, 2021
Coworkers, Default, Doctors, Medical, Pennsylvania, Relationships, Sexuality

9AM It’s Like I Never Left

Guy #1: How was your weekend?
Guy #2: Good. I ran some errands. I got my car waxed and sodomized.

33 Maiden Lane
New York, NY

Posted on June 30, 2021
Coworkers, General Idiocy, New York, Sexuality, Time Management, Words

Meanwhile, Rome Burned.

New girl: I'm going downstairs for a smoke before we start checking over. Do you want to come?
Supervisor: No thanks, I just think I'll sit here and fiddle…not with myself!
New girl: Whatever you want to do in your own time.
Supervisor: Hur-hur, yeah, I just sit here and fiddle with myself to unwind. (later, realising new girl has left) Fiddle.

Chiswick Park
London
England

Overheard by: choking on a coke

Posted on June 29, 2021
Bosses, Employees, London, Offers and requests, Sexuality, Smoking

But He’s Gonna Die in There If You Don’t Keep Him Wet

Admin assistant: What do you mean you don’t have sex? You live with your boyfriend!
Receptionist: Yeah, once you have the fish in the boat, there’s no reason to keep throwing out the lure.

12th Street
Portland, Oregon

Posted on June 23, 2021
Default, Employees, Oregon, Questions, Receptionists, Relationships, Sexuality, Weirdness, Words

Sexuality