Yeah, Human Biology Really Is Creepy

Coworker #1: I think it's creepy you kiss your dad on the lips. It's like making out with your father.
Coworker #2: Why do you think that's creepy?! I'm his daughter! His sperm is inside of me!

St. Louis, Missouri

Posted on September 3, 2022
Coworkers, Family, Missouri, Relationships, Sexuality, Weirdness

The Tendrils That Escape My Bikini Are Just Advertising

Female employee #1: I thought the least I could do to get ready for my cruise is getting a pedicure.
Female employee #2: Are you going to a bikini wax too?
Female employee #1: No, getting a pedicure is already almost too girly for me.
Female employee #2: C’mon Andrea*, once you have it done, you will be amazed at how neat and pretty it can be down there.
Female employee #1: No way! I like to be “all natural,” including down there if you know what I mean.

Houston, Texas

Overheard by: Em-bare-ssed

Posted on September 2, 2022
Advice, Body Parts, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Default, Employees, Physical Appearance, Sexuality, Texas, Weirdness

If You Don't Believe Me, Check Out the Magazines in My Desk.

Exec #1: Should we offer 5gb or 25gb packages?
Exec #2: I am in favor of larger packages…

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Slomojamma

Posted on August 31, 2022
Body Parts, DC and Mid-Atlantic, Executives, Questions, Sexuality, Words

And the Sequins and the Glitter and the Feathers

Deli girl: Have you ever seen a beautiful penis? I appreciate what they do, but I don't like to look at them.
Seafood woman: I've seen a beautiful one, but I'm biased, cuz I helped design it.
Deli girl: Um?
Seafood woman: You know, with the piercings, the Prince Albert and the rings. It's pretty.

Tillsonburg
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on August 28, 2022
Body Parts, Canadia, Friends, Questions, Sexuality, Weirdness

…Which Is What Jesus Would Do.

Sweet little old lady #1: Well, we didn't know if we should spit or swallow.
Sweet little old lady #2: What did you do?
Sweet little old lady #1: I swallowed.

Cincinnati, Ohio

Posted on August 25, 2022
Friends, Ohio, Questions, Sensory Experiences, Sexuality

It Was Just a High Five, Hugh.

Man to another: I'm British, we don't touch each other.

Newton, Massachusetts

Posted on August 23, 2022
Friends, Massachusetts, Sexuality, Weirdness

Can I Talk to You Later, Mom?

CSR on phone: No ma'am… If I was out trying to bang my dick in a bar I wouldn't take the time to call you back.

Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on August 20, 2022
Customer Service, Georgia, On the phone, Sexuality, Time Management

12PM Meeting with HR

Supervisor: I didn’t just say that to him because he’s gay, I would’ve said the same thing to you.
Worker: Oh yeah? How do you know I’m not gay?
Supervisor: I don’t. Are you?
Worker: Yes.
Supervisor: Okay then, have a nice day…

716 West Genesee Street
Syracuse, New York