Sexuality

Loud educator to others: Why does everything I touch get hard?

Doylestown, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: G-wiz

Boss, about molding: I am better at injection than I am at blow.

Cincinnati, Ohio

Coworker #1: Did you have the pleasure of talking to that nasty woman on the phone?
Coworker #2: Believe me, I've had plenty of nasty women this week.

Richmond, Virginia

Resident: Patient was seen today at his home. He’s still complaining that the beams from Oregon are bothering him, but he said they aren’t affecting him too badly right now. In fact, he said that they don’t affect men too much in general – it’s really women who should be worried about the beams, especially, he said, when they’re aimed at women’s private boxes.
Social worker: Did you just say private boxes?

Psychiatric clinic
Tulsa, Oklahoma

Student, while messing with professor's computer: How do you get your thing up?
Professor: What?

Mercer County Community College
West Windsor, New Jersey

Office lady #1: I got porn in my e-mail again! I just opened it up and…whoa! Big surprise!
Office lady #2: How big a surprise?

Markham
Ontario
Canadia

Dispatcher: Don’t take it personally. You gave me the finger, I gave you the tongue.

Salt Lake, Utah

Manager to salesperson: Why didn't you just go through the front door in the office?
Salesperson: Cause I'm a backdoor kinda guy!

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Salesguy #1: …so she totally doesn’t mind sexual harassment.
Salesguy #2: Really?
Salesguy #1: Well, she does and she doesn’t. It depends on who’s doing it.

105 Madison Avenue
New York, New York

Tech support, ending the conversation: I'm definitely gonna come on your machine tonight.

Melville, New York