…This Is Why I Have You on My Staff.

Engineer on phone to pumper: You gotta have the sucking and the blowing. (pause) Does he have liquid? (pause) That's why you gotta keep on blowing and sucking. (pause) Yeah, great, thanks.

Dallas, Texas

Posted on April 7, 2023
Advice, Engineers, On the phone, Sexuality, Texas, Words

…Given How We Met

Coworker #1: So you saw her at church then, that is kinda cool.
Coworker #2: Yeah, because at least I know she isn't out getting gang-banged on a Sunday, which is nice.

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Professor Awesome

Posted on April 3, 2023
Coworkers, Relationships, Religion, Sexuality, Washington

I'm Talking About My Nephew, Perv.

Boss, to friend: So then I took her out to my car and let little Spiderman fire his web shooter all over her fa…
Employee, from back in the stockroom: Aaaaaaaaaaaaarghh! Jesus Christ, I'm quitting.

Hot Topic
West Virginia

Overheard by: oh dear

Posted on April 1, 2023
Bosses, Employees, Friends, General Idiocy, Gossip, Possible Sexual Harassment, Sexuality, West Virginia, Words

I Love Comic Sans!

Geeky IT guy: How can you hate fonts?

Memphis, Tennessee

Overheard by: indifferent to fonts

Posted on March 31, 2023
Dorks, Geeks, & Nerds, Feelings, Nerds and Geeks, Questions, Sexuality, Tennessee

Dan’s Discount Dungeon

Female staffer #1: Yeah, we need to get us a gas-powered hedge trimmer.
Male staffer: Yeah, we have an electric, but it’s battery-operated. And the battery only lasts about ten minutes, so it’s like Extreme Speed Trimming. We have to get to that bush fast before the battery runs out.
Female staffer #2: Are y’all talking about vibrators?
Male staffer: Uh, well, sort of, except this one has teeth that chop long skinny things in half.
Female staffer #2: Oooh, kinky! Where’d you get it?

10 Medical Center Boulevard
Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Posted on March 26, 2023
Coworkers, North Carolina, Places, Sexuality, Technology

…”Oral Skills a Big Plus”…

Office worker: Check out this description in this help wanted ad. “Customer relations: Must have the ability to communicate effectively both internally and externally with all customers.”

Aspen, Colorado