Boss #1, walking up to colleague in restroom: Looks like that one is a little low for you.
Boss #2, using lower urinal: Depends on how big your dick is. (then looks over shoulder at boss #1) Looks like all yours would be good for is checking the depth of the water…
Anchorage, Alaska
Overheard by: Enlightened
HR clerk to room full of tech guys: Hey guys, the men's restroom is going to be closed for a while. The plumber is here.
Senior tech guy: Okay. Our loads are secure.
Pearl, Mississippi
Overheard by: Brain Dancing
Guy in stall to man in next stall making straining sounds: Are you okay?
Man on toilet: Yeah. (pauses, with legs stretched out) Just taking a break.
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Should not have asked
Supervisor: Where the hell have you been for the last 15 minutes?
Employee: I had to use the restroom.
Supervisor: What–all the way in the main building?
Employee: That’s the one.
Supervisor: Why not use the one over here? You just like to waste time, don’t you?
Employee: Actually, I like the soap better.
4708 Lacey Boulevard SE
Lacey, Washington
Overheard by: Chris Shard
Co-worker: Would you still talk to me if I peed on your car?
55 Southbank Boulevard
Melbourne, Victoria
Australia
Co-worker #1: Hey, what are you doing?
Co-worker #2: Nothing.
Co-worker #1: What time are you going to lunch?
Co-worker #2: I was gonna go in a little bit.
Co-worker #1: Know what? I was too. C’mon, let’s go take a pee, then we’ll go to lunch.
1450 Chapel Street
New Haven, Connecticut
Employee: The ballerina broke the toilet.
1228 Egypt Road
Oaks, Pennsylvania
Office lady: I’m off to the bathroom! I couldn’t get the poop du jour out before work this morning!
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: please hold while I alert the media
Front desk agent #1, entering bathroom: What are you girls doing? We have a line of guests!
Front desk agent #2: I'm trying to poop and can't concentrate because of her poop problem.
Front desk agent #3: I'm not responsible if she dies, I warned her from the beginning.
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: LasVegas
