President, emerging from bathroom: That smell in the bathroom is equal parts chamomile, lavender, and my poop.
1st Avenue
Seattle, Washington
President, emerging from bathroom: That smell in the bathroom is equal parts chamomile, lavender, and my poop.
1st Avenue
Seattle, Washington
Man using bathroom stall: Well, I drink about a liter, a liter and a half of water a day.
Man at urinal: Drinking water is good for the kidneys, and I've got a constipation problem, so drinking water helps me.
Atlanta, Georgia
Queer peon to coworker: Shut your face or I’ll shit in your throat!
West 38th Street
New York, New York
Upper manager: Thomas* should be in, so maybe you'll be able to take a bathroom break before then.
Middle manager: Gosh, how generous of you!
Upper manager: Hey, I care about our employees (three seconds pause) and the floors in our stands.
Hershey, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: GottaGo
Co-Worker #1: Hey, I got a new joke. Anyone want to hear it?
Co-Worker #2: Not if it involves poop.
Co-Worker #3: Or chickens.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: disturbed
Man entering bathroom, standing next to coworker at urinal: David*, you smell like suntan lotion. Have you been out tanning?
David*: I think you need to stop with your fantasies.
Men's Bathroom
Omaha, Nebraska
Mother: Sweetie, do you need to pee-pee?
3-Year-Old girl: Mom, why do you call it that? It’s piss!
12350 Jefferson Avenue
Newport News, Virginia
Woman in bathroom stall, quietly to herself: My crotch smells like bacon!
Toronto
Ontario
Canadia
Blue collar #1: Man, that’s a large hole.
Blue collar #2: Well, I loosened the hole up just before you came in here.
Blue collar #1: I’ll seal that up tight.
Blue collar #2: I had to give it some good shakes to get it loose.
1545 Crossways Boulevard
Chesapeake, Virginia
