Restroom

Coworker to office: I love poo: poo is my favorite subject!

Belfast
Northern Ireland

Overheard by: Ally Beare

Photo person cleaning out pump nozzle of green hand sanitizer: This is just like picking boogers out of a toddler!

Prudential Plaza
Chicago, Illinois

Co-worker: So I said to myself, “Oh look, the bathrooms in building 12 have yellow tiles.” Then I saw the urinals.

1110 American Parkway NE
Allentown, Pennsylvania

(toilet, stall to the left)
Coworker: Corn? Corn? When did I have corn?

Harrisburg , Pennsylvania

Overheard by: in between stalls

Suit on cell: I went across the street to the Chinese/Thai food place for lunch, and not everything afterwards went according to plan. I've spent enough time in the bathroom this afternoon to finish reading a book. I know you weren't necessarily dying for that information, but that's the reason this took me a while to finish. I will still be billing two hours to this, though, even though it took a bit longer.

Manhattan, New York

Tech guy: And then you hit CTRL+P to finish processing the claim.
Coworker: But it's not letting me CTRL+P. Why can't I control my p?

Victoria
Canadia

Temp #1: Are you drinking hot water?
Temp #2: With some lemon, yeah. Why?
Temp #1: Doesn't hot water make you have to crap?
Temp #2: What?
Temp #1: Hot water makes my grandmother have to crap.
Temp #2: What?

Nashville, Tennessee

Head honcho: We should get on a pooping schedule!
Unidentified underling: (laughs nervously)
Head honcho: It's time for you to poop!

Altoona, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: What's My Pee Telling Me?

Guy in stall #1: Hey, what’s up? Yeah, okay. You still wanna do that today?

Massive eruption occurs from next stall.

Guy in stall #2: Huh? Oh, that… I’m taking a shit right now…

Livermore, California

Overheard by: Stephen

Boss (in restroom): This is the only room in the building where I know what I'm doing anymore.

Washington, DC