Definitely the Crappiest Quote We've Received Today

Front desk agent #1, entering bathroom: What are you girls doing? We have a line of guests!
Front desk agent #2: I'm trying to poop and can't concentrate because of her poop problem.
Front desk agent #3: I'm not responsible if she dies, I warned her from the beginning.

Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: LasVegas