It’s Just Confusing Me

Media agency lady: Yeah, I met one of your constituents last week.
Sales rep: Well, that would be Ted*, I’m guessing.
Media agency lady: No, it was some sweet young thing.
Sales rep: Oh, well, then that would be Mindy*.
Media agency lady, laughing: Yeah, it was Mindy. Mindy is a piece of work [laughs harder].
Sales rep, chuckling nervously: Wow, that makes me want to ask you so many questions!
Media agency lady, wiping tears from her eyes: Yeah, I bet it does… None of which I would answer, but the fact that you want to ask them should tell you something.

Louisville, Kentucky