They're a Godless People

Boss #1: Joe said we'll meet about it on Monday.
Assistant: Christmas eve?
Boss #1: Well… Yeah, I guess.
(shocked silence)
Boss #2: Joe's Canadian.

Stillwater, Oklahmoa

Posted on December 3, 2008
Bosses, Employees, Oklahoma, Questions, Religion, Time Management

Though I Believe “Douchebag” Was the Term He Used

IT guy #1: Christ, I'm retarded!
IT guy #2: I'm sure he's aware of that.

Waltham, Massachusetts

Posted on October 24, 2008
Comebacks, Insults, Massachusetts, Religion, Tech People, Time Management

If He Promises Not to Bogart the Spliff, Like Last Time

Indian developer to Russian-Jewish developer: When you're sitting with Jesus are you going to smoke dope?

State Street
New York City, New York

Overheard by: Brad

Posted on October 24, 2008
Death, New York, Religion, Substance Use & Abuse, Tech People

The Best I Can Do Is Be Amish Via Fax

Phone rep to others at lunch table: I'm sorry, I just can't make myself a Mormon on the phone.

Chesapeake, Virginia

Overheard by: Project Manager

Posted on October 21, 2008
On the phone, Out to Lunch, Receptionists, Religion, Virginia

Ooo, Sacrilege!

Annoying IT guy behind partition: Yo, dude, I need god status on this site so I can make changes.(laughs to himself) Hey, I need god status. (another employee enters the room) Hey, yo, I need god status on this site. God status. (laughs again)
Quiet IT girl on other side of partition: Shut up!

Raleigh, North Carolina

Posted on October 16, 2008
Comebacks, North Carolina, Offers and requests, Religion, Tech People

Plus, Ethel Just Endorsed Senator Obama

Bizarre cube dweller: Cornmeal, hamocks, gunpowder, and guitar strings. I mix it up and just sit, pray, meditate, that sorta thing. I found a great place, too. The problem? Ethel don't want to. Given our natural proclivities, we'd be out raping and pillaging if it weren't for that stuff.

Scottsdale, Arizona

Overheard by: Cube Guru

Posted on October 2, 2008
Arizona, Crazies, Employees, Meals and Snacks, Religion, Sexuality, Violence, Weirdness

I Place the Blame Squarely on Israel

Female peon: It's freezing in here!
Male peon: You're kidding, it's like 95 degrees!
Female peon: We're not all sweating alcohol like you.
Male peon: You're kidding! I'm a Muslim, I don't drink…well, I'm a Muslim on weekdays. Wait, I guess through Thursday evening… No, I guess only at work.

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on September 17, 2008
Drinking, Employees, Illinois, Religion, Weather

And I Think I Saw a Priest Carrying Holy Water

Editor: Alright, I'm outta here, have a nice night.
Reporter: Be careful! It's sunny out there!

Manahawkin, New Jersey

Overheard by: inothernews

Posted on September 5, 2008
Advice, Coworkers, Default, New Jersey, Religion, Weather

And We'd Have Unlimited Wine!

Coworker helping boss: If I was Jesus, you'd be washing your hands right now.

Scottsdale, Arizona

Overheard by: Time

Posted on September 5, 2008
Arizona, Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, Religion

I'm Deaf on My Grandmother's Side

Six-year-old camper #1: I'm half Jewish and half Irish!
Six-year-old camper #2: I'm half Finnish and half Polish!
Six-year-old camper #3: I'm a quarter sign-language!

Look Park
Florence, Massachusetts

Posted on August 29, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Kids, Massachusetts, Race, Religion

Religion