Forklift driver on shipping dock to another: Dude, you know where you find god? In jail. That's where everyone finds him. He's not on the street, he's locked up!
Berkeley Heights, New Jersey
Forklift driver on shipping dock to another: Dude, you know where you find god? In jail. That's where everyone finds him. He's not on the street, he's locked up!
Berkeley Heights, New Jersey
Customer: Have a nice Passover.
Coworker #1: What's “Passover” mean?
Coworker #2: It means she's Jewish.
Coworker #1: Oh. It sounded like something naughty.
Troy, Michigan
Lady drone #1: You do *not* imprison elder gods.
Lady drone #2, laughing knowingly: Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Columbus, Ohio
Coworker #1: When is Lent over?
Coworker #2: Easter.
Coworker #1: If I was Jewish, I don't think I would give anything up for Lent.
Gilbert, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: notajew
Religious coworker: I can probably get them to take your offer.
Religious owner: You're my best friend. You're trying to bump Jesus and Sandy out the way!
Office Hallway
San Diego, California
Overheard by: b.andre
Jewish middle-aged woman, after looking for something in her purse for a long time: It's like putting a donkey in a living room… You know, if you're a rabbi.
Bookstore
Sao Paulo
Brazil
Coworker #1: The system won't let me type any letters in the credit field of my insurance quote.
Coworker #2: Have you tried confessing your darkest sins to the Lord and trying again?
Coworker #1: I'll just have the help desk do it.
Caledonia, Michigan
Overheard by: Playtah
Cube dweller, looking at pictures of snow: Jesus lives in Buffalo!
Austin, Texas
Female coworker on phone with manager: Yes, I know it's an impossible request. (pause) I don't know, either he thinks he's freakin' Jesus or he thinks I am. Either way, I'm about to get a cheap, perverse thrill out of crushing his entire belief system.
Chelmsford, Massachusetts
Overheard by: I think I'm Santa
