This Kruller May Have a Hole, But You Complete Me.

Male coworker, after being given a fresh donut: I don't think I could be anymore of your friend than I am right now.
Female coworker: Yeah, it just peaked out.

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Doughnut King

Posted on February 10, 2015
Coworkers, Meals and Snacks, Relationships, Washington DC

Sneaks Around on Her

Sales rep: No, she's back with her boyfriend, who's just a dick. Actually, not even interesting enough to be a dick. I mean, he works at Foot Locker.

West Bridgewater, Massachusetts

Posted on February 9, 2015
Body Parts, Compare and contrast, General Idiocy, Insults, Massachusetts, Relationships, Sales

9AM Back to Work

Worker #1: How was your weekend?
Worker #2: Good. I almost got married; the usual.

393 Broadway
New York, NY

Overheard by: Jess McGins

Posted on February 7, 2015
Coworkers, Gossip, New York, Questions, Relationships

I Told You We Shouldn't Have Hired a Nun

Male teen: I sent her to get it, but you know you can't trust Lisa with cheap beer.

Rogers, Arizona

Overheard by: Joel

Posted on February 2, 2015
Arizona, Drinking, Gripes, Kids, Relationships

Office Code for “She's Under My Desk”

Dude: Do you know where your wife is?
Sarge: How the fuck are you gonna walk in here on a Thursday morning, come in my fucking office, see that I'm in the middle of writing a fucking important letter, and ask me where the fuck someone else in this fucking building is. I'm sorry, where the fuck do you see a babysitter sign on my desk?
Dude: I'm sorry, I just…
Sarge: Where the fuck do you see it? Where's the fucking sign?

Newark, Delaware

Overheard by: Shaye

Posted on January 29, 2015
Anger management, Cops, Default, Delaware, Insults, Offers and requests, Questions, Relationships, Words

So I Just Presented Rearward and Hoped for the Best

Sad girl: How would you like it if you boyfriend hit on another girl while his pregnant girlfriend stood next to him? It made me feel like a fat dog slut.

Macquarie Fields Station
Australia

Posted on January 29, 2015
Australia, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Default, Feelings, Relationships

5PM You Don’t Have to Tell Me Twice

Co-worker on phone: Okay, go home and make dinner and await further instructions.

133 Littleton Road
Westford, Massachusetts

Posted on January 24, 2015
Coworkers, Massachusetts, Meals and Snacks, On the phone, Relationships, Violence

Jack Spratt for the Twenty-First Century

Intern: I’ve never had butt sex. I’m saving it for marriage. Since I’m not a virgin anymore, I have to save something for my husband.
Friend: You’re so dumb. You should have done what I did. I ONLY have butt sex, so I’m still a virgin.

Pour House Bar, Capital Hill
Washington, District of Columbia

Posted on January 12, 2015
Body Parts, Friends, General Idiocy, Interns & Temps, Possible Sexual Harassment, Relationships, Sexuality, Washington DC

11AM Checking Gmail

Intern at computer, to self: I gotta get out of this relationship. She’s sending me pictures of jewelry.

3330 Founders Road
Indianapolis, Indiana

Posted on January 9, 2015
Gripes, Indiana, Interns & Temps, Relationships, Technology

I Can't Stand His Awaker-Than-Thou Attitude

Office peon #1: He has a tendency not to sleep when he's at work.
Office peon #2: That's good, that's good. Should we invite him for tonight?
Office peon #1: Nah.

Manila
Philippines

Overheard by: Kaye

Posted on December 31, 2014
Asia, Employees, Office Politics, Questions, Relationships

Relationships