Do You Have to End Every Conversation That Way?

Visiting VIP to local subordinate: I'm gonna go back to the hotel and take a shower. Tell your wife I'll be thinking of her.

Austin, Texas

Overheard by: shazmataz

Posted on July 11, 2015
Bosses, Health & Hygiene, Possible Sexual Harassment, Relationships, Texas

I'm Losing Focus on Whatever It Is I Do for Work

Female coworker #1: I just tried to call him, but he didn't pick up! God, he never picks up.
Female coworker #2: But you've been going through his e-mail, right?
Female coworker #1: Yes! Like every day!

Manhattan, New York

Posted on July 11, 2015
Coworkers, Internet, New York, On the phone, Questions, Relationships

Not According to the Bible.

Bubbly 20-something girl on cell in bathroom: I mean, I don't know. Can you even text a guy over 35 after 11?

Manhattan, New York

Posted on July 10, 2015
Age and ageing, New York, On the phone, Questions, Relationships

And Get Some Plastic Surgery

Man: Well, nobody can believe you’re single and attractive.
Woman: Maybe I should just buy a wedding ring.

420 Ramona Street
Palo Alto, California

Overheard by: My Good Ear

Posted on July 6, 2015
Advice, California, Coworkers, Executives, Physical Appearance, Relationships

9AM Back to Work

Foreign boss: [Cynthia], what are you eating?
Veronica: A breakfast burrito.
Foreign boss: Oh, no, [Cynthia]. You will never find a boyfriend.

350 South Beverly Drive
Beverly Hills, California

Overheard by: ben rosman

Posted on July 3, 2015
Advice, Bosses and Underlings, California, Cubicles, Diet & Weight, Meals and Snacks, Relationships, Threats

Just Think Of Her As One Of Those Chinese Finger Traps

Guy to another: I'll take the front end, and you take the back end, and we'll just get her done!

Fort Collins, Colorado

Posted on July 3, 2015
Colorado, Friends, Relationships, Sexuality, Weirdness

Probably in the Trunk– Why?

On duty drone: Where’s your other thingamijig?
Off duty drone: My wife?

Gananoque
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Ronald Quailfeather

Posted on July 1, 2015
Canadia, Coworkers, Default, Names, Questions, Relationships, Words

11AM Tetanus Shot

Interviewer: So, in this position, sometimes the clients with behavioral issues might hit you or bite you. Would you have an issue with this? Would you have trouble working with that client again?
Interviewee: Oh, no, my boyfriend bites me all the time. See?

1001 W. 124th Avenue
Westminster, Colorado

Overheard by: A Sane Applicant

Posted on June 29, 2015
Colorado, Crazies, General Idiocy, Hiring & Firing, Relationships

Double-Dealing, Backstabbing Electronic Tattletale!

Speaker during break: That double dealing, backstabbing son of a bitch. I wouldn't trust him further than I could throw him. (taps on mike) Is this microphone off?

Town Hall Meeting
Marietta, Georgia

Posted on June 14, 2015
Employees, Georgia, Insults, Lies, Questions, Relationships

Next I'll Be Attacking the Jews Like Mel Gibson

Manager, regarding cellphone contract: We did you, then we called back and did your wife. I'm sorry. We upgraded your wife. Wife 2.0, that's right. Please don't tell her I said that.

Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: Meg

Posted on June 13, 2015
Australia, Bosses, Family, Relationships, Sexuality

Relationships