Law office secretary: …and who the hell is this MOTO person anyway?
2345 Grand Boulevard
Kansas City, Missouri
Law office secretary: …and who the hell is this MOTO person anyway?
2345 Grand Boulevard
Kansas City, Missouri
Older, slightly creepy, owner of firm: Do we have any more batteries?
Young, cute receptionist: No, I can order some.
Owner: Nah, just run home and get the ones out of the toy under your pillow.
Houston, Texas
Receptionist: I’m sorry ma’am, but that offer expired over a month ago — we can’t honor it.
Biotech: Oh, I’m sorry, but when you’ve got a real job, it’s hard to get out sometimes.
Receptionist: Hmmm… Well, when you work two jobs and go to college full-time, sometimes it’s hard to put up with idiots.
Rivertown Parkway
Grandville, Michigan
Overheard by: Megan
The day after the company picnic. . .
Female clerk #1: Was that the new guy playing volleyball? You know the one that keeps trying to adjust his hours.
Manager: Maybe he just needs to wear a jock strap all the time.
Female clerk #2: Adjust his hours! His schedule! Everything is code for crotch to you!
5760 Highway 80 East
Pearl, Mississippi
Receptionist: If he does that shit again I’m going to tie his ass hairs together and kick him in the shin.
Addison, Texas
Overheard by: buenisima
Receptionist #1: You know, I need a big, magic tool. One that doesn’t take batteries.
Receptionist #2: Hahaha!
Receptionist #1: For my pool! To clean my pool… Get your mind out of the gutter…
Receptionist #2: [Still snickering.]
State Street
Augusta, Maine
Overheard by: broken girl
Receptionist: How do you spell “Thursday”?
Co-worker: Look at your calendar, genius.
3110 Camino Del Rio South
San Diego, California
Assistant: How’s your day going?
Office worker: I wish I was dead.
Assistant: Good to hear.
3990 Old Town Avenue
San Diego, California
Someone from upstairs on PA system: Mrfff marhhh purpfff rrharp!
Receptionist downstairs on PA system just moments afterwards, completely deadpan: Would Charlie Brown's parents please stop paging people on the intercom? Thank you.
Roswell, New Mexico
Overheard by: The Help
Receptionist: Hey, help me with this list. The boss wants me to go to the store and get some stuff for the coffee room. You know, stuff like filters and cups and stuff. But I can’t figure out what these icet rays are.
HR clerk: Let me see the list…Sweetie, this says ice trays. You know, for the freezer to freeze water into cubes.
Receptionist: Are you sure? Because if the boss wants icet rays, that’s what I better get.
HR clerk: Well okay, if you really want icet rays, try the office supply store and make them check in the back. You may have to ask for their manager.
Receptionist: Thanks, see you in a little while.
HR clerk: You know, I should have used that opportunity to sell her a bridge.
5760 Highway 80
Pearl, Mississippi
Overheard by: Brain Dancing
