…Oh.

Cube monkey: Why do things that happen to stupid people always happen to me?

Sex Toy Company
Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: Sex Writer Goddess

Posted on May 4, 2023
Employees, General Idiocy, Nevada, Questions

If You’d Like, I Can Send You My Notes on the Pecan Sandies

Office worker: Do you know what that meeting was about?
Manager: Nope.
Office worker: But, what did we talk about?
Manager: Don’t know, don’t care, anyway, the cookies were nice.
Office worker: They were, weren’t they?

Bezuidenhoutseweg
The Hague
The Netherlands

Overheard by: bewildered

Posted on May 3, 2023
Compliments, Coworkers, Default, Employees, Europe, Meals and Snacks, Meetings, Questions

Miss Cleo Speaked Good, Too, and Look How She Turned Out

Sales guy to coworker: Why did anyone vote for Obama? Because he's a good oracle? Big deal if he speaks good…

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Posted on May 2, 2023
Coworkers, Oklahoma, Politics, Questions, Sales

Too Hungry to Fight, Huh?

Customer: Ummm… What's in a veggie sandwich?
(short pause)
Employee: Uh, veggies.
(short pause)
Customer: Oh. Okay. I'll have a veggie sandwich.

Subway Sandwich Shop
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: 'Chelle

Posted on April 27, 2023
California, Customers, Diet & Weight, Dumb Employees, General Idiocy, Meals and Snacks, Questions

If I Say No, Will You Promise Not to Call Back?

Caller: I'm calling to talk to the woman I talked to last week. I can't remember her name.
(pause) I don't know…did I call the right place?

Richmond, Virginia

Posted on April 25, 2023
General Idiocy, Names, On the phone, Questions, Virginia

Is It Still a Place Where You Wash Your Hands?

Kitchen grunt: You ever poop and suddenly find the world a better place?

Main Street
Greenwood, Indiana

Overheard by: RDC

Posted on April 23, 2023
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Indiana, Questions, Restroom

Tonight's Movie: Nightmare on West Main Street

(desk girl is on long, heated phone call with same client for fifth time before noon, hangs up, and sighs)
Coworker: Do you hear them in your sleep?

West Main Street
Aspen, Colorado

Posted on April 21, 2023
Colorado, Coworkers, Customers, On the phone, Questions

11AM Conference

Help Desk #1: Who should we send?
Help Desk #2: Let’s send [Jessica].
Help Desk #3: She’s perfect.
Help Desk #2: Of course, she’s female.
Help Desk #1: Yeah, she’s very female!

123 Pitkin Road
Plainfield, Vermont

Posted on April 20, 2023
Advice, Customer Service, Questions, Vermont

Wasn't That the Title Of a Filmstrip in Health Class?

Law firm partner: How much does it cost to raise a cock?

Cherry Hill, New Jersey

Posted on April 17, 2023
Animals, Lawyers, New Jersey, Questions, Weirdness

A Misguided Attempt to Assert Alpha Female Status

Female coworker #1: Are your poops big?
Female coworker #2: Well, I don’t exactly examine…
Female coworker #1: Well, compare your big poop to something in real life.
Female coworker #2: This is ridiculous.
Female coworker #1: No, I’m serious.
Female coworker #2: I don’t know, an egg?
Female coworker #1: How many eggs?
Female coworker #2: Three, four?
Female coworker #1: Well, my big poop is like the size of a Nalgene water bottle.

Gladstone Avenue & Galena Boulevard
Aurora, Illinois

Overheard by: Just Trying to Eat My Lunch

Posted on April 13, 2023
Coworkers, Illinois, Questions, Restroom

Questions