HR to employee: Did you eat my muffin yet?
Marlborough, Massachusetts
HR to employee: Did you eat my muffin yet?
Marlborough, Massachusetts
Boss: Dave*! You look like you've lost weight! Ever think about getting one of those HIV tests?
Calgary
Canadia
Expecting mom: Who wants to see pictures of my baby's abnormally large penis?
Green Bay, Wisconsin
Employee #1: Ya know what's a funny word? “Vagina.”
Employee #2: Um… Why?
Employee #1: Well, because nothing rhymes with it. (pause) Well… Except Aunt Jemima. (pause) But that's more of a name.
Employee #2: No, I meant why are you even telling me this?
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: Not being productive at work today…obviously
Coworker: What are you wearing tomorrow?
Project manager: Oh, like for the trip?
Coworker: You should wear something really low-cut. It's gonna be a bunch of men. You need an edge.
Project manager: It's a group of like twenty women. All of them are women.
Coworker: Do you know if any of them are gay?
Manhattan, New York
Intern: Why would he take a picture of an orange chicken?
Associate: That's his prostate.
Intern: Oh. That makes sense.
Beverly Hills, California
Employee, clocking in at reception: What are you doing to your hand?
Receptionist: I'm sniffing teabags!
Employee: Oooooookay…
Houston, Texas
Desk agent to male valet: Where's your little reusable thing?
Alarmed valet: Pardon?
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Michelle
Cook: So I'm going to school to get my MBA.
Waitress: Oh, what's that? “Master's, Bachelor's, and Associate's”?
Fort Worth, Texas
Guest: So, do you work here?
Bar Manager: No.
(guest walks away)
Bar manager to bartender: If she had asked if I were employed here, I would have said yes.
Lake Geneva, Wisconsin
