Editor: I'm gonna do this guy…
Photographer: You're gonna do this guy? That's nasty, and do I really have to take pictures?!
Editor: Why are all of our photographers perverted?
Boone, North Carolina
Editor: I'm gonna do this guy…
Photographer: You're gonna do this guy? That's nasty, and do I really have to take pictures?!
Editor: Why are all of our photographers perverted?
Boone, North Carolina
Secretary: All of our customers who said they don't want our e-mails are getting them. And all of our customers who said they want them aren't getting them.
Boss: So, what's the problem?
New York City, New York
Customer: Do you have seven-packs of nuggets?
Cashier: We have eight or twelve.
Customer: Oh, wonderful. I’ll take twelve.
Orange City, Florida
Overheard by: laughing
Customer: Where is the fresh pasta?
Clerk: I don’t know. I’m new here, too.
Lompoc, California
Overheard by: Still Searching
Advisor #1: Wow, you're really almost done packing up your office. All the rainbow stuff is gone…
Advisor #2: I never had any rainbow stuff up. It was just colorful.
Advisor #1: True. It's like the party's over.
Advisor #2: Yup. The make-up's off. My hair's messed up… Can't find my underwear.
Advisor #1: Wait, how is that different from any other day?
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Daniel
Communications manager: So what did you do this weekend?
Female site admin, as garbage truck drives by: I rediscovered Lionel Richie.
Communications manager, confused: You discovered lesbian orgies?
Female site admin: Wow.
Sex Toy Company
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: Sex Writer Goddess
Receptionist: What’s a brainteaser?
16 Bailey Avenue
Ridgefield, Connecticut
Overheard by: Nikki
Sales rep #1: So can you get pregnant from your boyfriend accidentally ejaculating in you?
Sales rep #2, shocked: Uhhh… Yeah.
Sales rep #1: Crap. Well, if I'm not here later this week it's because I'm getting an abortion, okay?
Albany, New York
Overheard by: Still confused
Woman on phone: I got a letter from the insurance agency. What should I do?
Lawyer: What does the letter say?
Woman: Aren't you a lawyer?
Lawyer: Yes, but I need to see what the letter says.
Woman: You're e a lawyer. You should know these things.
Lawyer: Without reading it, I don't know.
Boston, Massachusetts
Curator on cell: So, have you found the dead artist yet?
Art gallery
London
England
