Female employee on phone: …will you outsource the foreskin?
18th Street & Park Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: Mikey Z
Female employee on phone: …will you outsource the foreskin?
18th Street & Park Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: Mikey Z
Old drone: I started my own business. You know what I started on? Unemployment and my girlfriend.
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Nator
Judge: Do you read, write, and understand English?
Defendant: Sometimes.
Judge: When don't you?
Defendant: When I party!
Courthouse
Norristown, Pennsylvania
Boss: James, where's the flag?
Teenage employee: I don't know.
Boss: You were just wearing it around your shoulders.
Teenage employee: Oh, my superhero cape! It's right here.
BC
Canadia
Annoying coworker #1: Hey, this guy's last name is German!
Annoying coworker #2: Is he a foreigner? Myself… (bangs head on desk)
Fullerton, California
Overheard by: Monica
Manager: How’s your mother?
Employee: She’s coming home tonight. They wanted to put her in a nursing home, but I said, ‘No way.’ Not at Christmas.
Manager: Doesn’t she need that level of care?
Employee: Not at Christmas, she doesn’t.
Rochelle Park, New Jersey
Overheard by: Cubicle Right Outside
Coworker #1: Is it in regular writing or slanty writing?
Coworker #2: “Slanty” writing? Italics?
Coworker #1: No, italics is when it is bold.
Medical Office
Durham, North Carolina
Manager on phone: Does panting count as a response?
Pearl, Mississippi
Overheard by: Brain Dancing
African American Female: So, [Becky], where are you from?
Native African Female: Uganda.
African American Female: Oh, I thought you were from Africa!
7500 Greenway Center Drive
Greenbelt, Maryland
