Female co-worker on phone: I know his grandmother died yesterday and his other grandmother has a week to live, but is that really an excuse to get out of a wedding with me this weekend? Am I being selfish here?
Clifton, New Jersey
Overheard by: Grandma's Boy
Coworker on phone: We had hot sweaty sex, but it was okay.
Lafayette, California
Boss on phone: That is not clinical! Being an asshole is not a clinical condition.
Ginko Industrial Park
Warminster, Pennsylvania
Worker on phone: Yes, ma’am, we’ll get you what you need right away… Well, thank you, Linda*. We enjoy your business. You’re one of my favorite customers. Without you our company would suffer a tremendous loss. Okay… Thank you. [Hangs up.] Bitch.
7501 NE Loop 820
Texas
Overheard by: lmao
Attorney on cell: Okay, okay, you ran into her… Not with the car? Okay, okay…
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Woman on cell: Well, when I get to my office, I’ll turn on my computer and run through what you did, to see what may be wrong with your computer. [pause] No, Mom, I can’t get onto your computer from my computer.
3301 Fairfax Drive
Arlington, Virginia
Office girl on phone: I’m sorry, he’s not in right now. Is there something I can do to you? Shit. I mean for you?
Cornwall
United Kingdom
Overheard by: Christina
Woman on phone to daughter, asking who sent her home to change her “inappropriate” outfit at school: Were they fat people?
Nashville, Tennessee
Boss on phone: Yeah, you know that thing you removed? Well it's growing back, and it's irritated.
Los Angeles, California
Office girl on phone: What is it? (pause) Does it feel weird?
Cleveland, Ohio
