Sales rep to customer on phone: Of course the pupils are going to be shaped differently than that of a human…
Owings Mills, Maryland
Overheard by: widget
Sales rep to customer on phone: Of course the pupils are going to be shaped differently than that of a human…
Owings Mills, Maryland
Overheard by: widget
Boss on phone: Do you think when Jesus comes back he wants to see himself on the cross? It's like going up to Jackie O with a rifle on a chain and saying, “I'm remembering JFK!”
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Ren
CCR on phone: It’s just that he seems to think I’m incompetent. Which, you know, I am, but anyway…
2 Charlotte Street
Sackville, New Brunswick
Canadia
Coworker on phone: Excuse me for a second…why did we block out the penis? Oh my god, it's a penis parade!
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Not on the parade route
Intern, answering phone: Good afternoon, Science Committee…Mike*, Buzz Aldrin is on the line.
Mike*, rolling his eyes: Oh shit.
Rayburn House Office Building
Washington, DC
Reporter on phone with a source: Generally, I don't get sexual insults from your people. I appreciate that.
McAllen, Texas
Lady in cube on phone: Hey, where's a good place to buy dad a new holster for his .38? (pause) No! I got him bullets last year!
Aliso Viejo, California
Professor on phone: Do you know if Diane is right or left handed?
Office administrator: Ummm… I have no idea, why?
Professor on phone: Because I'm trying to figure out who left me this note.
Canberra
Australia
Overheard by: Tilla
Concerned mother on phone with daycare: Does he normally hit his friends like that?
Omaha, Nebraska
Overheard by: Db's mom
Young phone monkey: Do Canadians celebrate Christmas?
Older phone monkey: Jesus Christ!
Gran Park
Orlando, Florida
