Coworker to office: I love poo: poo is my favorite subject!
Belfast
Northern Ireland
Overheard by: Ally Beare
Elegant lady to another: I don't know… I mean if you do, it really plays havoc with your wiggly bits.
Dublin
Ireland
Office worker #1: …. Mmmmmm…. You really don’t look well. What’s wrong?
Office worker #2: Well I don’t know… Is it normal for your bladder to be apprehensive?
Grafton Street
Dublin
Ireland
Overheard by: Rory the irish guy
Cubicle mate on phone: No, I know that, I'm just wondering if it's suitably shithole for a stag do.
Dublin
Ireland
Male intern #1: Conor's sick, won't be in at all today.
Female intern: Is he really sick, or just too sick for work but not sick enough for drinks?
Male intern #2: Really? He liked Katy Perry on Facebook at about half nine! Can't be that sick…
Dublin
Ireland
Italian coworker: John, can I ask you a question?
British coworker: Sigh. (pause) Yes, I am British, and no, I'm not sorry about it.
Dublin
Ireland
Employee: Tom*, do you want to go to lunch?
Tom*: No! I want to kill someone!
Dublin
Ireland
Researcher: Is this an accurate archaeological description: ‘The site now looks like a four-tier cake’?
Dublin
Ireland
Overheard by: Ragnvaeig
