Guy on cell: Dude! Another dude got chewed!
Fresno City Hall
Fresno, California
Overheard by: Dudette
Guy on cell: Dude! Another dude got chewed!
Fresno City Hall
Fresno, California
Overheard by: Dudette
CSR, after customer hangs up on her: She called me a cunt… what is that?
Cincinnati, Ohio
Woman on phone: Well, it’ll be nice to have teeth in your mouth again.
10 Exchange Place
Jersey City, New Jersey
Account executive on phone to media planner: All this thinking out of the box… I mean, the box doesn’t have to be square.
150 W Jefferson Avenue
Detroit, Michigan
Overheard by: I guess she has a hat box
Peon, slamming down phone: That client is so goddamn dumb! I swear to god, every time I talk to him, I get more and more stupider.
International Finance Centre
Hong Kong
Coworker on phone: Just because you're Egyptian doesn't mean everyone is out to kill you. (pause) It's just me, and it has nothing to do with the fact that you're Egyptian.
Westboro, Massachusetts
Overheard by: I work with a serial killer
Owner’s wife on phone: Where are the timesheets?
Girl who was just fired: They are in my hands right now.
Owner’s wife: Where are you?
Girl: What do you mean where am I? I’m at your office, you called me here!!
3202 Vie Street
Knoxville, Tennessee
Older saleswoman, picking up the phone: Hello, this is Sue. How may I help you? Yes? Oh, no! Oh, dear! Definitely! Absolutely, just bring it on in and I’ll take care of it for you. No problem! I’m soooo sorry. I am so, so, so sorry!! [Hangs up phone.] I’m sorry your mother was a prostitute.
Department Store
Omaha, Nebraska
Overheard by: lisa
Female employee on phone: …will you outsource the foreskin?
18th Street & Park Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: Mikey Z
Manager on phone: Does panting count as a response?
Pearl, Mississippi
Overheard by: Brain Dancing
