Manager: I'm going to go take my break now. I have to feed my fat roll.
Borthwick Avenue
Portsmouth, New Hampshire
Overheard by: I have one too
Manager: I'm going to go take my break now. I have to feed my fat roll.
Borthwick Avenue
Portsmouth, New Hampshire
Overheard by: I have one too
Painter in room with painters’ tape everywhere: Do you like the new colors?
Customer: I don’t like the blue stripes.
Concord, New Hampshire
Overheard by: another painter
Sales rep, shouting at the top of her lungs on sales floor: I've never dialed into a sex line before, in all my years here.
Keene, New Hampshire
Sales rep on phone: So I was bartending over the weekend and this biker comes up to the bar… Sure enough, he had a belt buckle that was a woman's you-know-what pressed up against his waist.
Keene, New Hampshire
Overheard by: Cube 2, row 3
Manager to coworker: How are you doing?
Coworker: I am a little backed up.
Manager: Is there anything I can do to help?
Coworker: Nope, I'm on my way to take care of that now. (walks off to bathroom with a magazine in hand)
Keene, New Hampshire
Cubicle dweller: Wow, my mom sent me a fruit basket for my birthday. It has exotic fruits, like apples!
Littleton, New Hampshire
Overheard by: Hoping for some exotic bananas
General manager: If there's a problem report immediately, don't wait for an opportune moment.
Teenage intern: Is that a real word?
General manager: What? “Opportune”?
Teenage intern: No, “moment.”
Derry, New Hampshire
Colleague, on phone to is help desk: Hi, I'd like to report that we haven't had access to the internet for two days now.
Help desk: Okay, we'll log it as an issue.
Colleague: What happens now?
Help desk: We'll report it to security to look at.
Colleague: And what will they do?
Help desk: They'll look at it.
Manchester, New Hampshire
Reporter on phone: I'm calling about Davy Crockett. You don't know him? Didn't he attack you with a machete last week? Right. Well, he died. Yeah. You heard about that? Right. So you do know him.
Keene, New Hampshire
Guy peeing at urinal, looking over at another: So…what did ya call this meeting for?
Other guy peeing: Uhhhh…what?
Nashua, New Hampshire
