CSR: Do you know the part number of the item you are looking for?
Customer: It’s C-S…
CSR: C-S? As in ‘cat sandwich’?
Braintree, Massachusetts
CSR: Do you know the part number of the item you are looking for?
Customer: It’s C-S…
CSR: C-S? As in ‘cat sandwich’?
Braintree, Massachusetts
Sales rep on phone with customer: And then I spanked him and put him back inside. I was so mad at him!
Keene, New Hampshire
Female sales rep, poking head over cubicle: Sometimes I like to send my best customers pictures of silly things, like unicorns jumping over rainbows!
Keene, New Hampshire
Overheard by: Jon
Developer: They took the Gubernator off the forklift to see how fast they could drive it.
Sys admin, in Austrian accent: Slow down if you want to live!
Manchester, New Hampshire
Coworker: I don’t really feel guilt. But then again, I’m kind of a sociopath.
Walpole, New Hampshire
Coworker: Do house sparrows fight to the death?
Nashua, New Hampshire
UPS guy: Here are your packages.
Secretary: Are you looking at my twins? (about photo of twin granddaughters)
UPS guy: Uh, no, time to go!
Manchester, New Hampshire
Girl on phone with IT: Mine's minimized and I can't get it up!
Littleton, New Hampshire
Overheard by: TMI
Boss: No, you can't hump Bill's leg.
Underling: Dammit!
Mound Court
Merrimack, New Hampshire
Receptionist to coworker: My whiney-ass husband was complaining that he slit his hand open.
Portsmouth, New Hampshire
