We'll Also Hire a Chimp to Press Random Buttons, and See If That Helps.

Colleague, on phone to is help desk: Hi, I'd like to report that we haven't had access to the internet for two days now.
Help desk: Okay, we'll log it as an issue.
Colleague: What happens now?
Help desk: We'll report it to security to look at.
Colleague: And what will they do?
Help desk: They'll look at it.

Manchester, New Hampshire

Posted on February 9, 2010
Coworkers, General Idiocy, Internet, New Hampshire, Office Politics, On the phone, Questions, Technology

Fighting the Battle Of the Alamo to the Very End

Reporter on phone: I'm calling about Davy Crockett. You don't know him? Didn't he attack you with a machete last week? Right. Well, he died. Yeah. You heard about that? Right. So you do know him.

Keene, New Hampshire

Posted on October 23, 2009
Death, Geography & History, New Hampshire, On the phone, Questions, Violence, Writers and Editors

…I Thought This Was a Date.

Guy peeing at urinal, looking over at another: So…what did ya call this meeting for?
Other guy peeing: Uhhhh…what?

Nashua, New Hampshire

Posted on May 1, 2009
Coworkers, Meetings, New Hampshire, Questions, Restroom, Weirdness

I Don't Have the Energy for Another Cucumber Demo Today– Okay, Larry?

Male coworker: Wait! What's that word mean?
Female coworker: What? “Fellatio”?
Male coworker: Yeah, that.
Female coworker: Oh, jeez. It means “oral sex.”
Male coworker: Ohhhh. Hey, Susanna*, can I fellatio you?

Derry, New Hampshire

Overheard by: TacoSlinger