Male coworker: Wait! What's that word mean?
Female coworker: What? “Fellatio”?
Male coworker: Yeah, that.
Female coworker: Oh, jeez. It means “oral sex.”
Male coworker: Ohhhh. Hey, Susanna*, can I fellatio you?
Derry, New Hampshire
Overheard by: TacoSlinger
(director of sales and marketing flips off female programmer)
Female programmer: Don't even finger me!
(rampant laughter)
Keene, New Hampshire
Overheard by: Monkey
(at 11:11 am)
Admin #1: My clock is broken!
Admin #2: Really?
Admin #1: Yes, it's showing all ones!
Bedford, New Hampshire
Overheard by: Trapped In My Cube
Female manager to peon: Sometimes I violate myself.
Nashua, New Hampshire
Radio commercial: Next time you’re in the shower, take a look at that caulk!
Office worker: What?!
Peters Brook Dr
Hooksett, New Hampshire
Nurse: I have unusually large labia.
Other nurses: Ummm…
Hospital
New Hampshire
Overheard by: I Don’t
Girl: Oooh, I feel dizzy.
Coworker: Why?
Girl: This marker, I think.
Coworker: What about it?
Girl: Well, it says ‘scented,’ but when I smelled it it gave me a headache.
Coworker: That says fluorescent, as in it’s a highlighter.
Girl: It says scented.
Coworker: Fluorescent means ‘brightly colored,’ it doesn’t mean ‘smell me.’
Girl, muttering: Well, I wouldn’t smell it again anyway because it didn’t smell very good.
38 Exchange Street
New Hampshire
Overheard by: Crystal
Engineer #1: What’s up? Where have you been the last couple of days?
Engineer #2: I threw my back out from wearing armor all day Sunday.
Engineer #1: Bummer. Plate mail is tough on your back. I usually wear a heating pad under it.
Commercial Street
Manchester, New Hampshire
Creepster #1 smelling women’s deodorant: Smell this: it smells like raspberry. Mmm!
Creepster #2: Smell this… It smells good! It’s called ‘Unscented’!
Creepster #1: Mmm.
Walmart
Concord, New Hampshire
Overheard by: walking away quickly as to not disturb them
