Coworker #1: Why are those notebooks so expensive?
Coworker #2: (awkward silence)
Coworker #1: Oh, are they laptops?
Monterrey
Mexico
Coworker on the phone: So let me get this straight. You have my money so you don't give a shit.
Oldwick, New Jersey
Male coworker: I've been an escort more times than I've realized.
Raleigh, North Carolina
Employee: Can I Borrow a dime?
Boss's Sister: Hold on, I need to remember if that's 5 or 10 cents.
Monaca, Pennsylvania
Boss: So I have this client, and he's kind of slightly mentally retarded, and he's a huge Cubs fan…
Underling, not missing a beat: That's like saying “I need to go the to the ATM machine to get cash money so I can pay for my beef with au jus.”
Boss, blinking and frowning: I don't get it. And I'm a Cubs fan!
Wicker Park
Chicago, Illinois
Employee #1: You know, what happened on Friday is really the thing that brings me back day after day.
Employee #2: Was it something that happened to your bank account?
Employee #1: Yes, ma'am.
Birmingham, Alabama
Postal worker: Alright, “express” means this package is guaranteed to arrive by 3 pm tomorrow.
Customer: Is that free?
Postal worker: Ain't nothing free, ma'am. Ain't nothing free. $18.74, ma'am. Dig deep, now. Dig deep.
Post Office
Beaufort, South Carolina
Overheard by: Connie
Director: Make me happy.
Systems administrator: Okay.
Director: Make me happy, but for under a hundred dollars.
Systems administrator: I'm walking away now.
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Allison
