Grandmotherly woman #1: Then you sit the chicken down so that the open beer can goes up its ass.
Grandmotherly woman #2: Well, I sure hope it doesn't have hemorrhoids…
Middltown, Connectict
Overheard by: I just lost my appetite
Grandmotherly woman #1: Then you sit the chicken down so that the open beer can goes up its ass.
Grandmotherly woman #2: Well, I sure hope it doesn't have hemorrhoids…
Middltown, Connectict
Overheard by: I just lost my appetite
Inside sales rep, after eating piece of fruit from her mixed fruit cup: Um, this tastes kinda funny. Does fruit go bad?
Reading, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: her stupidity is melting my brain
Coworker: Your baby is *so* adorable and scrumptious.
New mom: Yeah, Susie said she could eat her with some hot sauce.
Coworker: Wow, I didn't know Susie liked hot sauce.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Conservative girl: Hey boss, you still got nuts?
Boss: Uh, yeah… Yeah.
Conservative girl: Oh! I mean donuts! (blushes really hard)
Alexandria, Virginia
Analyst to another, about leftovers from office picnic: Did you grab your meat? Cause if you didn't, you're SOL.
Arnold, Missouri
Coworker: If I ate everything that smelled good I would be dead.
Monroe, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Amanda
Woman to man making pot of coffee: Oh, that smells delicious.
Man: I made a lot, would you like some?
Woman: Perhaps I'll have half a cup later, but right now, I'll settle for a facial.
Evanston, Illinois
Resident #1: That man is such a bloody pain in the ass! We should just hit him in the head with his cane!
Resident #2: And then chain him to his bed so we don't have to see him anymore.
Resident #1: I'm in.
Resident #2: Me too. Right after I finish my tea.
Regina
Canadia
Coworker, returning from Walgreens: I just got my crazy pills! Oh, and I got Mentos.
San Francisco, California
Office drone #1 at copier: I want a sandwich.
Office drone #2 at copier: It only prints and copies.
Hawthorne, New York
