Cube dweller to another: If you want the full effects of the Smarties, you need to freebase them.
Pioneer Square
Seattle, Washington
Cube dweller to another: If you want the full effects of the Smarties, you need to freebase them.
Pioneer Square
Seattle, Washington
Seemingly normal customer: It's revealing when the lolly-boxes clatter, isn't it? Revealing!
Cashier: Er, yes. (awkward laughter)
Vegetable Shop
Western Australia
Australia
Overheard by: Cara
Customer: How much does one of those pork chops weigh?
Meat market employee: It depends on how big they are.
Peoria, Illinois
Colleague on phone: He sits in his office reading the paper, and then he wanders out, shits on everybody, eats their French fries, and leaves.
London
Canadia
Peon #1: Why didn't she put the cream that I bought on the buffet table?
Peon #2: I don't think she knows what cream looks like.
Falls Church, Virginia
Coworker to table: Guys, as much as I love talking about poo, do we have to talk about it every meal?
Los Angeles, California
Chipper CSA: I'm showing you completely surrounded by the orange!
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: They'll Never Take Me Alive!
Receptionist: There was so much sausage cooking I felt like I was taking a sausage bath.
Eye Doctor's Office
Manhattan, New York
Boss: These nuts are great. (yelling) I want some more of your nuts!
Oklahoma City, Oklahma
Overheard by: freudian flip
Foreign assistant: I like when he says “prostitution.” It sounds like a delicious meal.
State & Madison
Chicago, Illinois
